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Lawyer One: I have my pants off, for a limited time only. Degree of close shave throughout various areas of my legs and genitals may v..

Hello, Readers of Becky.
It has come to our attention that Becky has published many personal opinions and facts on the Internet witho..

Twilight: In a couple years, your child is going to be in one of those student clubs that sits around naming prom. “A Night to Remembe..

• Kelly Clarkson’s Guarini Hair Doodles

• Carrie Underwood’s Jesus Wheels

• Bon Iver’s Cabin Logs

• John Mayer’s Big Mouths
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HuffPo: ESPN Crosses Line with Offensive Lin Headline
Gawkerized: Surprise, Surprise, There’s a Racist Idiot at ESPN

HuffPo: Is TH..

How to get more followers on Pinterest.

Belly shirts, which make them feel both angry and horny, and angry that they’re horny.

M..

What I said: “No, it was my decision to move here. Don’t beat yourself up.”
What I wanted to say: “I’m so glad that you forced me to ..

What #1 said: Jeffrey, don’t you know that we’re all online because this whole thing is messy and terrible? I honestly don’t think I’m..

Hello, sir. Yes, I’m looking for a new device. No, I guess I don’t have a lot of preferences about model or whatever, show me everythi..

Facebook wall post: I don’t really have anything to say to you, but I desperately want everyone to see me having something to say to y..

Your opener involves “shoot for the moon/land stars” or “smell the roses”

You probably drive a black SUV, rarely stop by scenic overloo..

So you want to learn what it’s like to have one of the hardest jobs in the industry, huh? Ok.

First, let’s back up. You might be wo..