Imagined Conversations
CategoryAmazon.com Reviews of my Efforts at Creating a Ponytail
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♦ Seriously difficult to watch
By: UserDude123
I got this expecting som..
What Potential Roommate Interview Questions Really Mean
1. How do you feel about personal space?
You’re entitled to your personal space, so long as it doesn’t conflict with my need for socia..
Single People and Their Coupled Friends: A Lifetime of Meaningful Conversations
8-year-old single person: Wanna play video games?
8-year-old single friend: Cool.
12-year-old single person: Wanna go to the mal..
Hyper-Active Child Live-Tweets Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
I WILL BE YOUR NEIGHBOR I WILL I WILL X10000 #butwheredoulive?
Same outfit as yesterday @MistaR I want to touch the sides of your shoes..
What I Actually Want to Know About Your Time Abroad
Did you parents pay for your trip or do you have credit debt now or did you manage to save up and take 2 months off work just because ..
“Why I Love Foggy Clubs,” by a Guy Who Loves Foggy Clubs
I like to walk into the darkened club alone. It’s better this way. Just me and the fog, no one in between us. That way I can really se..
What Would Happen in Hell if It Was Designed to Be as Boring as Possible
-Everyone would immediately be paired with a friend who wanted to do nothing but talk about their one summer abroad in France.
-The..
New Doll Lines for Today’s Young Girls
Pomeranaladies
These fashionable dolls are half Pomeranian, half human, wagging their tails through their jeans and getting their flu..
Today I Will Make Something Beautiful
Today is the day I will create something beautiful, with my words or my body or my thoughts or maybe even my camera, if I remember to ..
Conversations I Have In My Head While Filling Out My Taxes Online
Why aren’t I married? I mean, shit, I cut a nice profile when my slacks are ironed, my stutter isn’t too bad anymore, and I use body soap…
What “What’s in Your Bag” Says About What’s in Your Garbage
In your bag: Film camera (Holga?), cigarettes, wallet adorned with meme three memes after “put a bird on it.”
In your garbage: Weird ..
Roadrunner and Speedy Gonzalez 100m Sprint, and Other Classic Character Battles
Participants: Ronald Mc Donald and Colonel Sanders
Event: Fight to the death
Colonel Sanders is a hard looking take-no-shit Sout..