Tell me a little about yourself.
As you may have noticed, I’m quite short, I compulsively destroy my cuticles when I’m nervous, and..
Hey, Taylor Swift. Not the real Taylor Swift, but the giant face on my pizza box. You just got delivered to my door, and I can’t wait ..
Comment: “Wake up, sleepy! You look tired today! You feeling alright?”
Response in Words: “Oh, I’m fine…just need some coffee.” (we..
Hello, St. Agnes High School class of ’93! It’s great to be here. Of course, it would be greater to be in God’s eternal glory, but I g..
Ryan Lochte doesn’t just not remember to put the toilet seat back down, he actively refuses to do so. He tells you it’s a patience tra..
-Burger King wants you to do masturbation your way
-Annie’s Pretzels takes a stance against the stereotype that flexible people are..
The “Catan: Game of Our Generation” BUMPER STICKER shall remain in place on Melissa’s Hyundai. In compensation, the BOX for the game (..
You change your opinion about Keurig coffee makers depending on the company you’re in. You iron your khakis when your wife is ..
It may look like rubber to you
Like pointy little bat ears
Like it’s hard to turn my neck.
To me it’s more than a ma..
You look like you need a hug. Here’s one .
Have you lost weight? You feel just a little bit more bony around the mid-section. You k..
Young Mitt Romney, or “The Mitt” to friends and family, stands aboard a speedboat zipping into the blood-orange, half-circle ..
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
What is your greatest fear?
Which historical figure do you most identify with?