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41. Louisiana. N’awlins, Creole, Jambalaya, bayou…America would just be so much less fun to talk about without Louisiana. It’s ..

Pros
-Lack of “jobs we want” means almost everyone in our generation knows how to make a Caramel Macchiato
-Advanced skills at “spru..

31. Kentucky. This state has bluegrass, Jim Beam, and—most American of all—William Shatner’s horse ranch. Live long and prosper…some..

21. Georgia. You lose a big chunk of the south when you let Georgia go…but it’s not like it’s the end of the world. The people in Ge..

What I Do Read
-Books I’ve already read, over and over
-Wikipedia pages for things like “brother”
-People’s Facebook notes that I k..

11. Alabama. This is a pretty non-essential Southern state. Tell the average person to free-associate with this state, and you’ll get,..

1. North Dakota. This is just a slam-dunk for first one to go. It’s flat, it’s remote, and if we let this one go, we still have a Dako..

Lady Gaga: There is almost nothing interesting you can say about Lady Gaga. There’s already so much pretense around “the meaning” of h..

From myself, age 6, post new haircut:
Becky, you look like a monkey now.

From childhood best friend:
You broke the branch on my t..

Over the years, writing professors, editors and uptight journalists have tried their best to turn the art of writing into mathematics…

• Use some variation of “I drink obscene amounts of coffee” or “1 part yogi, 1 part cat lover, 3 parts caffeine” in every bio ever.

• C..

First of all, let me say this: I am no comma hater. I love the comma. I overuse the comma. The comma is the gilt flourish of a sentence, f..