The Sunday funnies are one of the great American cultural traditions, dating back to the 18th century. Initially controversial (in 190..
1. Aggressive Social Media Revenge
Start by blocking this person on all social media networks. They are no longer your Facebook fri..
We’re not quite in the era of the paperless office—if that were the case, we’d all spend a lot less time swearing at printers—but we’r..
PBR: PBR is so synonymous with hipsters that I had to make a rule at my old newspaper job that no one could describe hipsters as “PBR-..
“Oh, so you sold your soul?”
“I see. You help brands pretend they give a shit.”
“I thought about going into advertising but I wa..
Fuck portraits. I’m sorry you had to spend so much time on that portrait of Henry VIII because cameras hadn’t been invented yet, but t..
1. Fucking get some real worries and be devastated by them. You probably have too much time on your hands. If you’re wistfully plantin..
1. The guys on Esquire‘s cover always seem to be actors. I have nothing against actors, but my level of interest in a detailed report on w..
Yeah, you heard us. You can take your mealy underfrozen little asses and haul them right out of the cooler and onto the sidewalk where you..
“Our band is breaking up.” We all know you’ll be getting back together after your solo albums flop.
“I’m going on a diet.” Either e..
-Probably not going to die in a hurricane unless you’re on vacation, and then at least you can say you died on vacation.