Godlessness
CategoryWhat the Pope Would Need to Tweet For Me to Go Back to Mass
The Vatican doesn’t take official stances on presidential elections, but seriously, #Santorum is an #assface. Ok. So sailor-talk aside. I ..
Other Evil Things You Didn’t Know About the Girl Scouts
-Their leaders have them make “collages,” where they cut up magazines like Redbook and Playgirl and make visual representations of the..
A Guide to Life as a Cool Christian Bro
Jesus. The first thing for a cool Christian bro is Jesus, gotta be down with JC. He died for everyone and His doing so opened the way ..
Things You Do in Purgatory That Make You Have to Stay Even Longer in Purgatory
Asking Virgil to take your picture in front of the Flames of Lust.
Telling the people who’ve had their eyes sewn shut for the sin o..
Catholic Church, Every Day You’re Making Me More Glad I Left You
Liberal-minded Catholics who were disappointed with the appointment of the überconservative Pope Benedict XVI to replace Pope John Pau..
My Humanist Years
I was raised Catholic, but one night in my freshman year of college I lay down on my bed, thought about it for a minute, and decided I did..
Welcome to the One Time of Year It’s OK to Write About Zombies
Zombies have been hot this year. TV figured this out. Movies figured this out. And so did lots and lots of creative writers. You bette..
Things God Should Give Becky Lang for Her Birthday
A complete redesign for the Internet at least once every six months, so no site’s design ever sucks again
Making all music critics ..
Is Negativity More Interesting than Positivity?
Lately I’ve been trying to be less antagonistic on the Internet, and there are times when I look at my own Twitter feed and feel like ..
God Doesn’t Exist – This Week, Proving it with a French Fry
Here is why a french fry proves God doesn’t exist:
French fries and determinism: Lots of questions are brought up by french fries. ..