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CategoryI Was a Teenage JFK Conspiracy Buff
In 1991, my best friend Bob and I saw Oliver Stone’s JFK and suddenly, we two Minnesota teenagers understood the TRUTH about that dark..
Why “the Extra Legroom Society” is Part of the Solution, Not Part of the Problem
In a recent New York Times column, Frank Bruni decries “the Extra Legroom Society”—his term for the increasing profusion of price leve..
How to Stop Fearing Your Own Mortality in Five Easy Steps
1. Accept that there is no God. One of the most basic arguments used to justify, if not the truthfulness of, then at least the practica..
Why You Should Be Skeptical When People Say Language Determines Worldview
This week, Slate and The New Yorker have been talking about linguistic research that insinuates that an indigenous tribe called the Pi..
How Not To Be an Asshole On Your Local Bike Path
- Let people know when you’re passing. Zipping past someone out of nowhere is annoying, scary, and dangerous. Just give a shout: “on yo..
Eight Things to Start Freaking the Fuck Out About RIGHT NOW
Global warming. At first, global warming seemed like just a long-term challenge, a problem for future generations to solve with their ..
The Openest Letter
As many of you approach your ninth birthday, I can’t help but think that how long you’ve been alive is a year shy of how long I’ve bee..
Ten Easy Ways to Stay On Your Professor’s Good Side
1. Communicate early and often. Know you’re going to miss class, or be late on an assignment? Confused about an upcoming exam? Say som..
The Eight Dumbest Things Students Do When They Try to Plagiarize
Going into way too much detail about a topic that’s not closely relevant to the assignment. If the assignment is about Durkheim’s view..
Self-Deprecation Dos and Don’ts
DON’T: Be self-deprecating in a facebook post. The only possible results are significantly more un-satisfying than just having low self ..
A No-Nonsense Guide to Analyzing Your Dreams
If you dreamt about:
Losing a tooth: You are horrible to your body and you know it, you drunk. And you smoke way too much.
Hooki..
Lessons to Learn from Elizabeth I on Being a Working Woman
Today I taught some speeches and letters written by Queen Elizabeth (the first one, not her frumpier-although-probably-less-syphi..