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Super Bowl Sunday looms large and heavy, like a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float or Applebee’s-induced flatulence. It’s one of the f..

Do you wake up in the morning and wonder, “Why was I born?” Do you find yourself zoning out on dates, or considering driving into the me..

INFJ-
Why you want one:They’ll sit inside and read Dostoevsky with you on a rainy day, they’re good curators of interests and they’ll f..

1. On the weekends, make polo shirts and khakis your standard outfit. In the summer pair this ensemble with Teva or Keen sandals, in wint..

Ladies and Gentlemen, I understand why you may find the necktie distasteful. It has been abused by corporate intentions, slandered as a ..

1. Guys, exclusively wear t-shirts from your alma mater. Only deviate for first dates when you wear a red or blue ill-fitting polo shirt…

I have no aversion to getting dressed up. I actually like it. I spend 95% of my time dressing like a slob, so it’s nice to look good onc..

1. Abandon all dignity.
No one wants to read about the time you drank an Odwalla juice while you walked a dog with your hymen intact. Peo..

I’d like to thank Elton John for having the courage to come forward and say that he feels like a second-class citizen in the United States..

Friends, let me tell you. I have found the answer. The answer is simple: Disconnect. Detach. Cut the cord. Then you will find freedom…

Now, I know you’re thinking about killing all these people who are giving you shit for farting. (No pun intended! Jeez! Back off with th..

The first Target ever, in Roseville, MN, is within driving distance of The Tangential’s headquarters*. Now, we didn’t grow up next to Ju..