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CategoryEverything I Know About Fashion
It’s New York Fashion Week, which is an important time for people who enjoy clothes, cameras, thin people and Marc Jacobs. In celebrat..
The Invisible Hand of Hotness
Just like its counterpart, capitalism, hotness too arranges itself so predictably that it’s as if an invisible hand is controlling thi..
The ten commandments of toilet paper
1. The leading edge of the roll cometh from over, not under. Only cat owners may be exempted from this commandment.
2. When thou fi..
Getting Laid Minneapolis: Hand-Picked Craigslist Hotties
Valentine’s Day is coming up, and some of you might be scrambling for last-minute dates. Never fear, The Tangential is here! We’ve han..
How to Get That Spark Back Between You and Your Pet
1. When kissing your pet, don’t be afraid to reciprocate with a little tongue. Your pet doesn’t understand non-tongue kisses. You’..
Lost in Translation: What Two Crazy Women Say, Hear
General consensus among the men I polled recently (my dog) is that women are crazy. What makes us lucky here at The Tangential is that w..
Five Reasons You Shouldn't Be Reading This Right Now
STOP READING THIS BLOG. I know I know, that sounds like a terrible thing to ask of someone because this blog is so awesome and so funny ..
5 Easy Ways to Spice Up Your Craigslist Personal Ad
People don’t use GIFs enough in their personal ads, but they should. Why post a picture of the bottom of your face when you ca..
Things You Are No Longer Allowed to Be Shocked and Appalled By, Society
If we quit talking about these things, maybe they will go away. Just kidding they won’t, because they are important parts of human natur..
Promises for the Future: An Update
If we went back in time and scooped up some little kid running around Anytown, USA, took away his cowboy hat and cardboard container of ..
How To Stay Moist
1. The best fix for this problem is quite simple: purchase a large plastic suit, similar to the above picture. Before entering the suit,..
A Mathematical Representation of Tom Haverford's Universal Appeal
Since I was kind of a tomboy in elementary school (like a gross, mid ’90s, sort of trashy, eastside tomboy who desperately wanted a Charl..