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The Fray Lied About Saving Lives
Hey, bald dude from The Fray. Is it alright if I call you “Fray?” Because it’s not worth my time to google you. This song came on..
How to Meet Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees
First, make certain through cronyism that the yet-undiscovered buzzband of which you’re a member is playing a large public park in a r..
The Secret Hotel Room Rules for Celebrities
Welcome, esteemed musician/actor, buxom groupies, and straggling journalist. We at the Mariott are thrilled to have you in our establish..
Words Music Journalists Say
Chanteuse
Warble
Throbbing
Soundscape
Strident
Monicker
Croon
Thrash
Sun-soaked
Garage
Expansive
Gr..
Misconceptions About the Woods Thanks to Bon Iver’s New Video
1. The forest is a good place for weddings. It’s difficult enough picking out clothing for “theme” weddings anymore, but now it’s ..
Other Possible Plots for A Movie About Pitchfork
The upcoming Pitchfork movie has an interesting plot. Here are some other approaches they could have taken:
-A documentary that jus..
Collegiate Haute Cuisine: Recipes For the Poor and Shameless
Crunch Burrito
Skill Level: Easy
Special Equipment: Microwave
Ingredients: Flour tortilla, canned refried beans, Fritos/Doritos/Tor..
What Popular Fast Food Chains Would Be Like In Bed, Part II
Dairy Queen: She’s curvy and delicious, both inviting and strangely cold. She swears she’s 71, but she looks like a teenager. You card..
The ten most awkward appetizers
10. Bruschetta. No engineer would design an appetizer like bruschetta. You have a little heap of tomatoes stacked precipitously on a c..
How to Eat a Sushi Roll
1. Order a sushi roll. Which one you choose is relatively inconsequential, although this process will be made all the more hilarious i..
Living in Dinkytown vs. Uptown – The Pros and Cons
Dinkytown
Pros
McDonald’s and Mesa Pizza guarantee 5-star people watching after 2 a.m.
The Library Bar has surprisingly good taco..
Foreplay mentioning every one of Culver’s frozen custard flavors of the day for the month of May
Want s’more? Yeah, you do. My butter brickle bonfire is about to thunder your brownie! I’m craving those berries, turtle dove, and I’m..