Red-blooded partier: This person’s feed picks up between 1-4 a.m., starting with statuses like “where i can i find a strip club that s..
-You never just “fall asleep while reading.”
-You get to be an expert on late night TV/ everything on Netflix streaming
Getting harassed by canvassers
Listening to Kings of Leon
Voting against minority rights
1. Take Ibuprofen. It doesn’t do anything.
2. Go to brunch with friends. Stare. Look at something on Twitter. Tell them about your ..
Molly: MDMA, otherwise known as pure ecstasy
Felicity: Also ecstasy
Josefina: Marijuana in food or d..
McDonald’s and Mesa Pizza guarantee 5-star people watching after 2 a.m.
The Library Bar has surprisingly good taco..
1 roommate: You grow to have an embarrassing TV watching ritual together. There is one show that you figure you must be the only two p..
So you really blow. You’re feeling like no matter what you do everyone hates you because you accidentally “sexually molest people” or yo..
You’re greeted by the sweetest smelling urinal cake you’ve ever encountered. You’ve just walked into the bar, and it takes a moment to..
Nick & Eddie – There’s no corkage fee if you bring your own bottle of wine, but you don’t need to tell your friends that. Make them sn..
The Reliable Drunk: This person knows how to drink. They practically do it for a living, and they know what they’re doing. While they wi..