Substances
CategoryTypes of Substance Users on Twitter
Red-blooded partier: This person’s feed picks up between 1-4 a.m., starting with statuses like “where i can i find a strip club that s..
Pros and Cons of Being an Insomniac
Pros:
-You never just “fall asleep while reading.”
-You get to be an expert on late night TV/ everything on Netflix streaming
-S..
More Scary Things Babies and Lungs Could Be Doing on Cigarette Boxes
Getting harassed by canvassers
Listening to Kings of Leon
Voting against minority rights
Getting botox
Wearing jeggings
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How to Get Rid of a Hangover
1. Take Ibuprofen. It doesn’t do anything.
2. Go to brunch with friends. Stare. Look at something on Twitter. Tell them about your ..
A Guide to American Girl Doll Code Names for Drugs
Addy: Adderall
Molly: MDMA, otherwise known as pure ecstasy
Felicity: Also ecstasy
Josefina: Marijuana in food or d..
Living in Dinkytown vs. Uptown – The Pros and Cons
Dinkytown
Pros
McDonald’s and Mesa Pizza guarantee 5-star people watching after 2 a.m.
The Library Bar has surprisingly good taco..
What It Means to Have 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 Roommates
1 roommate: You grow to have an embarrassing TV watching ritual together. There is one show that you figure you must be the only two p..
Better Living Through Alcohol
So you really blow. You’re feeling like no matter what you do everyone hates you because you accidentally “sexually molest people” or yo..
The Joy of Going Out (+ How to Do It Better)
A lot of people think going out is intuitive–all you really need is some friends and someplace that serves alcohol, right? It’s easy to..
The Smells of a Gay Bar
You’re greeted by the sweetest smelling urinal cake you’ve ever encountered. You’ve just walked into the bar, and it takes a moment to..
The Best MPLS Spots to Sneak in Your Own Booze
Nick & Eddie – There’s no corkage fee if you bring your own bottle of wine, but you don’t need to tell your friends that. Make them sn..
Different Types of Drunks
The Reliable Drunk: This person knows how to drink. They practically do it for a living, and they know what they’re doing. While they wi..