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Pros and Cons of the DPWLTF (Disney Princes We’d Like to Fuck)
Eric from The Little Mermaid
Pros:
Winning smile
Good with dogs
Nice flop in his hair
Best personality of any Disney princ..
Cracking the Code of Illicit, Horrid and Sinful Teen Acronyms
DTH – This means either “down to hoover” or “dick tempting hips.” When typing this via text in the car, it means “death,” as in “My inevitable dth is approaching, N2KU.”
Names We Considered Calling this Blog
Clyde
Impregnated Fortress
Trill City
Shitty of Lakes
Three Loko
Daily Afflictations
Post-Modern Toasties
Brunch Balls
Bur..