“Cardboard Girl (In Walgreens)”
“I Guess One of Those Three Billion Girls Was Prettier Than Me”
“Inevitable (for Justin)”
Participant Media plans to launch a cable network aimed at viewers 18 to 34 years old with programming it describes as inspiring and thoug..
I am wet for you
Motorboat all over me
Drill me until you accidentally poke a lost sea diver skeleton
I’m overflowing with lust f..
Pee-Wee Herman’s short-lived comeback
Oxford English Dictionary naming “GIF” word of..
Vegan Thanksgiving: Tofurkey and soy potatoes.
Gratuitously Carnivorous Thanksgiving: Bacon-wrapped turducken.
Charlie Brown Tha..
“Condolences about Neil, man. That sucks.”
“I’d like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.”
“Can you drive me to the air..
It Sprays Two
Double Double Toilette and Trouble
You Got It, Dude
Indie Movie Cameo
DJ Annotated Syllabi
DJ Cunttural Hellativism
DJ State Loan
DJ Dean Impresser
DJ Peer-Reviewed Study
DJ Knowledge Piñata
“You’ve kissed the Blarney Stone? People have peed on that, you know.”
“Your cat sheds all over the place.”
“The keg’s empty.”
-Burger King wants you to do masturbation your way
-Annie’s Pretzels takes a stance against the stereotype that flexible people are..
“It might also help to show, over time, that the supposed superiority of an Ivy League education is highly over-rated. In time, people wo..