-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
Walk-in freezer winter obstacle course. Hate your life during 45 minutes of fun and adventure!
Invasive carp tacos.
Being more than a flyover state
New foods at the Minnesota State Fair
Condo construction in Di..
Take a small sip when…
…someone gratuitously compliments another cast member (if you took a full drink every time this happened, yo..
A video montage, set to music by Sarah McLachlan, of all the cushions, legs, and stuffed animals his pro-neutering advocacy saved from..
My other iPad is huge I promise.
Please fill the void.
Here lies print.
Come at me, Kindle.
Dick may be larger than i..
Parents who are both of the same race
Eyebrows that haven’t be..
Pope Cumberbatch VIII
Pope John Paul Collective
Pope Austin SXSW
Pope Warby Parker I
Un-shot the tycoon (Dallas)
Brain-damaged the teen (Skins)
Replaced the Becky (Roseanne)
Married the brother (90210)
“Hidden tracks” after ten minutes of silence at the end of albums
Dial-up Internet, and the sound it made
Vice President Dan Qua..
Googling the word “sinus” while drinking a smoothie with chia seeds.
Mani/pedi/acoustic jam in jammies night with Meat Loaf.