We Tried to Think of Punny Ways to Say “Gale is Hotter than Peeta”
-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
-Re-GAI..
Proposed Features of The Tangential Pavilion at the Minnesota World’s Fair
Walk-in freezer winter obstacle course. Hate your life during 45 minutes of fun and adventure!
Invasive carp tacos.
Interactive ..
Things Minnesotans Get Emotional About
Being more than a flyover state
Happy hours
Parking
New foods at the Minnesota State Fair
Potholes
Condo construction in Di..
“Lord of the Rings” Cast Commentary Drinking Game
Take a small sip when…
…someone gratuitously compliments another cast member (if you took a full drink every time this happened, yo..
90th Birthday Gifts for Bob Barker
A video montage, set to music by Sarah McLachlan, of all the cushions, legs, and stuffed animals his pro-neutering advocacy saved from..
Messages to Have Laser-Engraved On Your iPad Mini
My other iPad is huge I promise.
Please fill the void.
Here lies print.
Come at me, Kindle.
Dick may be larger than i..
Flaws That “Freaks” Have On Shows About Rich, Gorgeous Teens
Chin clefts
Parents who are both of the same race
Detached earlobes
2008 Audis
Dented cuticles
Eyebrows that haven’t be..
A.B. Dining: Summer Vodka Fun
Katie Sisneros and special guest Timothy Otte demonstrate how to make delicious cocktails with Prairie Organic Vodka—and also Karkov b..
Hipster Pope Names
Pope Cumberbatch VIII
Pope DIIV
Pope John Paul Collective
Pope Austin SXSW
Pope Warby Parker I
pOpE
Pope Indifferent..
Alternate Expressions for “Jumped the Shark”
Un-shot the tycoon (Dallas)
Brain-damaged the teen (Skins)
Replaced the Becky (Roseanne)
Married the brother (90210)
Lost ..
52 Things From the 90s That No One Misses
“Hidden tracks” after ten minutes of silence at the end of albums
Dial-up Internet, and the sound it made
Vice President Dan Qua..
Leisure Activities of Céline Dion While Recovering From Sinusitis in Las Vegas
Googling the word “sinus” while drinking a smoothie with chia seeds.
Mani/pedi/acoustic jam in jammies night with Meat Loaf.
Get..