Last weekend I was at this party, and I was talking with these two girls and this third girl who wasn’t there came up in conversation…
Fuck portraits. I’m sorry you had to spend so much time on that portrait of Henry VIII because cameras hadn’t been invented yet, but t..
Fuck you if you’re going to judge me for that. Lunchables were fancy when I was in 10th grade. And this girl’s family had not just a w..
So that guy has been dying to lay you for months now, and you feel bad for him. He’s really not a bad guy, or unattractive—you’re just..