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Celebrity Finalists for My Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team
Gary Busey
Pros: Physical resemblance to zombies (wild jaw, rabid eyes, ever-present string of drool), manic temper, and a no-boundar..
Adventures for the Recently-Graduated Sorority Sister
1. Hang a series of three positive, fairly ambiguous words that start with the same letter, molded in a font embellished with flow..
Ten Reasons to Fuck a Minivan Owner
1. You know all your junk gonna fit in that trunk.
2. Your lover’s chariot can hold as many friends as you can fit in its spacious, w..