Author: Lisa Nachtman
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The 15 Times My Life Was Most Like a Sitcom
1. The time I was at a bar actively ignoring high school classmates when I knocked over a bar stool holding the purse of one of the classmates I was trying to ignore. Cut to awkward “Hey, how are you?” and gathering of purse guts from the floor. 2. The time when I was working…
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Things That Freak Me Out, In Order From Most to Least Justifiable
My neighbors. They yell a lot and I can’t tell if it’s normal parent-child antagonism or Lifetime Network’s wet dream. Crowds. Particularly those gathered for a single event, such as college football games and Toby Keith concerts. Surgery. When people tell me stories about major procedures they’ve had, I generally cover my ears and scream until…