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What I Said to My Ex, and What I Wanted to Say Instead
What I said: “No, it was my decision to move here. Don’t beat yourself up.”
What I wanted to say: “I’m so glad that you forced me to ..
The World According to My Mother
1. If you drink out of a public drinking fountain, you will get herpes.
2. If you try on a baseball hat at the store, you will get li..
Confessions of a Facebook Photo Tag Neurotic
Oh God…not from the bar.
Well…that one’s okay I guess.
Wait, I wonder if Jake can see this?
WHY C..