Author: Kim Windyka
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An unofficial history of the flower crown
Many moons ago, in a dark era before the arrival of Uber, a winged goddess named Kelsey got lost on her way home from an off-campus costume party because she had, like, wayyy too much Four Loko. As any slurring, sexy fairy is wont to do, she stumbled into a bodega for a bacon, egg,…
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An Open Letter to the Self-Checkout
Dear Self-Checkout, It’s been a while since we’ve seen each other, but I want you to know that I’m still thinking about you. I’ve been looking for you everywhere since I moved down to Florida, yet you still elude me. Do you know what this means, self-checkout? I’ll tell you what it means. It means…