What People in Love Should Really Be Constitutionally Banned from Doing
Calling their significant other “babe,” unless said person is actually a babe. Like, wrapped in swaddling clothes.
Making their pro..
Amazon.com Reviews of my Efforts at Creating a Ponytail
(25 of 25 people found the following review helpful)
♦ Seriously difficult to watch
By: UserDude123
I got this expecting som..
What Potential Roommate Interview Questions Really Mean
1. How do you feel about personal space?
You’re entitled to your personal space, so long as it doesn’t conflict with my need for socia..
My Honest Résumé
Katie Sisneros
An Address in Minneapolis
Min..
Less Obvious Reasons It’s Good I Don’t Have a Baby
I hate sharing food. I have Joey Tribbiani-levels of devotion to the food on my plate. If I offer you a bite, hey! Congratulations! Yo..
Today I Will Make Something Beautiful
Today is the day I will create something beautiful, with my words or my body or my thoughts or maybe even my camera, if I remember to ..
Other Origin Stories Michael Bay Should Fuck Up
Michael Bay has decided that not a high enough percentage of the population of the world hates him yet, so he’s changing the origin st..
Building Something: A How-to-Not Guide
So, you want to build a thing! Well congratulations! It doesn’t really matter what it is: a swing set, a birdhouse, a non-functional b..
To Walk a Mile in Santorum’s Shoes
I don’t think you understand how hard it can be, guys. Having a patriarchal monotheistic God, who only used to talk to illiterate noma..
On Having a Self-Deprecating Mother
I’ve noticed that my blog habit is to start a post with some sort of metaphor. Running when you’re not athletic is like bowling when y..
Things to Consider When Nicknaming Your Friends after Vegetables
If one of your friends is sassy, confident, and was once referred to as “caliente” by a guy in a cowboy hat at the supermercado down t..
If Recent Decades Were Talking Dolls
80s – “Dancing Cocaine Reagan”: Pull the string on his back and he’ll snort a line, enact a lower marginal tax rate, and do that awk..