1. Wear jeans with everything. It will become really obvious, and people will comment on it, and when they do you can respond that it’s j..
My fellow Tangentialers (Tangentialors? Tangentialites? Tangentialists? Whatever.) seem to think they’ve got what it takes to produce an u..
If you see that little fucker Ted Turner’s kid at school, tell him I think Joseph Goebbels would have really admire..
1. You just got a girlfriend. If anybody wants to know this, it’s your grandma. Since your birth she has been counting down the days unt..
Dear Executives of TV Station That Used To Play Real Music:
Hello! My name is Katie and I am a blogger. I am also a student, a dog own..
Sarah and Katie are giving Intervention an intervention after watching an entire season in one sitting.
John: Hi, my name is John. I ..
1. I’m sorry people mistook me for a boy in 3rd grade. It must have been a little disconcerting that the female offspring y..
You seriously don’t remember last night? Jesus, it was fucking crazy as shit. Yeah you did drink a ton; it figures you would have large ..
Dear Mr. Bus Driver Man:
Let me preface this by saying that you’re probably a really great guy. You probably have two and a half very n..
I was six when my mom remarried. She has since divorced again, which I always feel obligated to point out when I mention her second marri..
Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, son of Elton John and David Furnish, filed suit shortly after his eighteenth birthday against his fa..
You love me? Wow, thanks. I really appreciate that. I mean, that’s really super great to hear. Very nice words, “I love you.” A little si..