I know this looks bad, but I’m telling you the God-honest truth here. I am breaking up with you after four dates, yes, but it’s not beca..
A gossip column, in song.
Why am I here, God? Why did You create me, and put me on this earth? I’ve been struggling with that question lately. I know You have a g..
Public relations firm The:Hours is planting a tree in the Amazon rainforest for each copy sold of certain CDs; together, the trees const..
Inspired by the movie Black Swan, pairing real-life celebrities in white swan/black swan combinations has become a popular party game am..
A banana peel is left lying on the ground. What happens next?
a. A plane crashes into it.
b. Someone likes it.
c. Snacks the Cat poops o..
It didn’t have to be this way, I think, as another man’s wife dances next to me on the stage of the 501 Club. It didn’t have to end this w..
Surprisingly doesn’t exist: fuckyeahlunchladies.tumblr.com
Like Lolcats, but with extinct species.
Like a knock-knock joke where the punchline is, “Pizza chronic inebriate.”
Like a rubber..
Of late, many nonprofit organizations have been turning to online intermediaries to do their dirty work online. Today, I present myself ..
This is not cool, bro. Took my driver’s-side mirror right the fuck off. Hanging by an electrical cord. If it wasn’t motorized, that shit..
My room is my scene. It’s my scene, okay? I’m hanging out with my people here. It’s me and my people. So if you’re one of my people, I w..