Tangential Town: Inside The Tangential Theme Park
We are pleased to announce that today at Happy Hour, Mayor Roy D. Buol will cut the ribbon to officially open Tangential Town, our new t..
The 14 most unflattering pictures of me
Date: Circa 1992
Location: My room, St. Paul, MN
Notes: That’s the fifth-place medal I won in a speech competition with seven contestant..
David Hasselhoff “fed up,” feels like “second-class citizen” in U.S.
I’d like to thank Elton John for having the courage to come forward and say that he feels like a second-class citizen in the United States..
I'm sorry about what I said earlier. That was the stress talking.
“You’re breathing down my neck like Antonio Banderas on ecstasy and oysters, and that’s exactly how your breath smells.”
“I’d be happy ..
Jay Gabler's Guatemala: A journey of the soul
Have you ever had a certain feeling about a place—like you’ve never been there, but there’s been you? Lately, I’ve been having that feel..
Ten frequently-ignored warnings
1. Check-engine light*†
2. Asset protection alerts at the door of CVS Pharmacy*
3. Your mustard yellow split-level house triples..
Ten nice things my mom has done for me
1979: Bought an M&M cookie for me at Target after I chose the wrong cookie from the case and ended up with a Reese’s Pieces cookie, even..
My life: A 35-year performance evaluation
Okay, Jason, why don’t you just go ahead and have a seat right there. We’ll try to get this over with as quickly as possible. Doesn’t lo..
No, little sister, you cannot come to the party I'm having right now with Belle and Ariel and Aladdin
Yes, I know you want to come in. You just can’t. We’ve already got Belle and Ariel and Aladdin and Pocahontas and Mulan and Jasmine and ..
Monarchies that are ripe for pop-song takedowns
In their new song “Cool Off,” Swedish indie rockers Peter Bjorn and John take on the Swedish royals. “Having a royal family in a democra..
Harmony Korine on "Late Night with Grandpa Jim"
Oh! Whoooooo’s here?
Heh heh. Hey.
Who is sitting on Grandpa Jim’s couch?
Nice.
Is that Harmony? Is Harmony sitting on Grandpa Jim’s c..
ANSWERS: Energy drink, roller coaster, or band playing at Memory Lanes?
These are the answers to a quiz—click here for the original post.
Force One: roller coaster in Germany
Birth: played at Memory L..