Author: Hope Rehak
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Ways to Deal with Your Crippling Fear of Death
Sunbathe. Failing that, wear blush or bronzer or that orangey stuff guys fake tans with on the Jersey Shore. There’s just something about an unnatural natural complexion that really says, “I’m alive and I will be this young forever.” The expert level of this habit is getting plastic surgery, because electing to get chopped open…
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My Bohemian Life: Dream vs. Reality
I wanted to be an artist by this point in my life—or, more accurately, the version of an artist we see all the time in Sundance movies. All through adolescence, I imagined myself in my 20s looking not unlike the sexy courtesans in Moulin Rouge before Nicole Kidman dies, when they’re still happily sleeping with…
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Why Living in Europe is Not as Awesome as It Sounds From America
1. Yeah, you hate American politics: the corruption, the lies, the propaganda. Unfortunately, Europeans hate them, too, and they think of you as a representative of your country. Even more unfortunately? If you’re American and you’re living in Europe, you might actually be the only representative of your country your local friends know. 2. You…