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Marriage is Just a Really Good Excuse
Who are we kidding? Straight people suck at marriage.
Domestic Abuse. “It’s ok if I beat you because I said I’d love you for b..
Things I’m Hoping Levi Johnston Included in His Book
A poem about his penis
A list of his favorite Taylor Swift songs
A detailed description of sex with Bristol
An account o..
An Open Letter to My Freckles
Hey, Guys, we’ve gotta talk.
The longer I look at you, the more mutant I feel. I can’t believe we’ve been together for nearly ..
Types of People You’ll Find at the U of M’s Upcoming Speed Dating Event
The U of M sent me yet another speed dating invitation. The stats: June 16, ages 22-33, $25 (but only $15 for your friend hoping to s..
Grooming Habits That Freak Me Out
Earwax Removal Kits. I can’t trust people who can’t trust themselves with a Q-tip. It’s a little stick with cotton on the ends. My cat eat..