Author: Crispin Best
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Your 5-Year Plan
year one starts i don’t know some time this week clip your toenails in a more gentle way and feel beautiful spend some time following people around the freezer aisles at the supermarket and feel beautiful grow dahlias or steal dahlias from someone, just make sure you have dahlias to leave around the place and…
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What These Dogs Would Be Into if They Followed “The Handkerchief Code”
Don’t know what the gay handkerchief code is? Get thee to this Wikipedia article, stat. (Does Encyclopedia Britannica have an entry like this? We doubt it.) But what about the innocent pups? This is what they secretly want: –Crispin Best 0 likes