Author: Allie Pape
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Video games, I just want to sit on my ass and play you! Why do you have to be so difficult (and also, sexist)?
The first video game system I ever played belonged to my baby-sitter’s husband. My parents, who both worked full-time, employed a staggering lineup of nannies over the years, with a precipitous drop in quality once we moved to Florida, where the hiring pool consisted of fewer child-development majors and more high-school dropouts. This particular sitter…