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Dear Bruce Springsteen: It’s Time to Break Up the Band
In the grand scheme of Bruce Springsteen’s career, 1992 would be a leading candidate for the single worst year to become a Springsteen fan. On his Wikipedia page, it’s the year that begins the “artistic and commercial ups and downs” section (1992-2001) that comes between “commercial and popular phenomenon” (1984-1991) and “return to success” (2002-2007)….
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Seven Uncool Ways to Be the “Cool” Professor
1) Refer casually to controlled substances. Last week I saw a professor in the sciences crack jokes with students about the chemical composition of cocaine. I’ve also seen professors talk about “brand-less cigarettes” when in a pinch. Dude, you got like three degrees. There’s no way you couldn’t have done that much smack. 2) Ask…
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A Psychological Look at What Makes the Current Debate About Women’s Rights So Dangerous
Lately, it has occurred to me that writing constantly about Rick Santorum and women’s rights, while sparking conversation among many, mostly liberal, readers, is probably almost as counter-productive as it is productive. Let me back up here. Where did this sudden questioning, not just of abortion, but of whether or not women should be forced…
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Bad Things Gen-Y and Millennials Will Do Away With, Or Why You Should Stop Writing Columns Worrying Young People are Hopeless
Homophobia: Our generation is more open about homosexuality than any before us (except maybe those ancient Greeks touching peens left and right). People even 10-years older are shocked when I tell them that my straight male friends hug one another and openly declare their attraction to Ricky Rubio, baffled that a straight man could even…
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Items for a “Wedding Night” Pinterest Board
Bell jar of cocaine! Vintage 19th-century bridal sack, with velcro-sealed holes for “cheating” ; – ) Hand-painted “Do Not Disturb (Yes, Mom, This Means You!)” sign for the door handle Leatherbound condom/lube packs for the whole wedding party. Refill and reuse! Condom-shaped slippers lol Padded handcuffs embroidered with the couple’s name and wedding date. Fun…
