Suggested Titles for Mary Roach’s Next Book
Poke: The Peculiar Phenomenon of the Erection
Peep: Windows of the World
Poot: The Odd Instance of Demi Lovato’s Doppelgänger
Bloop: The Sinister Science of Green Texts
Hulce: The Man Who Would Be Mozart
Boom Bap: The Curious Circuitry of the TR-808
Foof: The Curious Case of Farts
Schmuck: Adventures with Yiddish Slang
Chum: Discovering a Forgotten Salmon
Spliff: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee lolololol
– Jay Gabler and Dana Hanson