10. Being born with or buying oneself a symmetrical face.

9. Taking long cruises along the beach with the convertible top down.

8. Frequent joking around with their old butler Smitty. He never gets sick of being asked for Grey Poupon!

7.  Outbidding that wench down the road in an art auction.

6. Giving money they don’t need to charity – in public.

5. Bedding that secretary in a pencil skirt.

4. Firing the help whenever something in the house goes missing.

3. Reaching a new athletic peak on their in-home pilates machine.

2. Depositing money into their bank accounts. So many numbers!

1.  Riding on horseback from one acre of their property to another.

–Becky Lang