Special Category Winners at the VMA’s
Best person who just discovered Gwen Stefani: Miley Cyrus
Best straight dude taking a silent moment to anticipate applause from GLBT audience: Macklemore
Most overt about being the next Michael Jackson: Bruno Mars
Best band that uses hair gel to all appear the same height: One Direction
Most cheerful despite being terrified of Kanye West: Taylor Swift
Most congenial friend to Taylor Swift: Selena Gomez
Most lonely that Selena Gomez has a new bestie: Demi Lovato
Least likely to take half-naked yoga selfies about body image right now cuz she got back to 110 lbs.: Lady Gaga
Best guy that MTV loves the most: Justin Timberlake
Most “who’s that? I’m old …”: Iggy Azalia
Best person who is paying more attention to Twitter than the awards or is drinking or switched to watch something else: You!
–Becky Lang watched the first half closely and then got really distracted during the second half