Best/Realest Tweets of the Week, 3/10-3/16/13
a ‘blurb’ seems like something that we should all feel embarrassed about
— gabby gabby (@seemstween) March 16, 2013
starting to feel v alienated whenver 2chainz introduces himself in a song by screaming his own name
— vicki tingle (@vickitingle) March 15, 2013
like, if every time i was about to speak i yelled VICKI TINGLE ppl would think i was insane right
— vicki tingle (@vickitingle) March 15, 2013
Just discovered that there is a band called the Harmonica Lewinskies. Please respect my privacy at this time
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) March 15, 2013
I saw the best minds of my generationDo just fine without Ritalin on weekends and school holidays
— Tween Hobo (@TweenHobo) March 14, 2013
Sext: Don’t make me pull this car over
— matt (@biorhythmist) March 15, 2013
My banana says “Chiquita TO GO!” and I’m wondering when bananas have ever been less than portable.
— Marnie Shure (@marnieshure) March 14, 2013
the abyss does not follow back
— charles shaw (@magazner) March 14, 2013
Dance like nobody’s watching, tweet like your parents aren’t reading.
— Blake Anderson (@UncleBlazer) March 14, 2013
Is Chris Paul also walking around in life wondering why Facebook thinks we know each other
— Carrie Wittmer (@carriesnotscary) March 13, 2013
Idea: a mouth tampon for after I’m done flossing.
— Amber (@Amburglar_) March 13, 2013
“That night, Todd walked with a bit of dub in his step.”
— Bob Dorff (@B_Dwarf) March 12, 2013
instagramming woods on a snowy evening
— Alex M (@alexmce) March 11, 2013
The way Kathy Lee need Regis, that’s the way I need cheez-its
— Carly Michelle (@carlyfails) March 10, 2013
– Compiled by @JayGabler