Pretty sure Seth McFarlane was the type of kid who tried to make out with his babysitter and then chased her around with scissors. Ya know?
— Becky Lang (@leckybang) February 25, 2013
if your job is to create “feminist” concern-troll content for a male-owned media outlet, uh, good job dismantling the patriarchy from within
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) March 1, 2013
I can show you the world, link you my secret tumblr ♪
— Sean (@SeanBlazed) February 25, 2013
One worthwhile exercise that takes a lot of effort is not resenting people younger than you.
— Becky Lang (@leckybang) February 27, 2013
The comments section of any webpage is essentially just your grandpa’s brain unleashed. Think of it that way & it’s easier to forgive.
— Victor LaValle (@victorlavalle) February 28, 2013
Do you think I can gracefully end real-life conversations by saying “starred” and not replying back?
— Ben Clark (@trikno) February 28, 2013
— max read (@max_read) March 1, 2013
other writers may be younger, cuter and more talented, but I will succeed by being more hardworkingzzzzzzz
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) March 2, 2013
– Compiled by @JayGabler