Pretty sure Seth McFarlane was the type of kid who tried to make out with his babysitter and then chased her around with scissors. Ya know?

— Becky Lang (@leckybang) February 25, 2013

if your job is to create “feminist” concern-troll content for a male-owned media outlet, uh, good job dismantling the patriarchy from within

— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) March 1, 2013

I can show you the world, link you my secret tumblr ♪

— Sean (@SeanBlazed) February 25, 2013

One worthwhile exercise that takes a lot of effort is not resenting people younger than you.

— Becky Lang (@leckybang) February 27, 2013

The comments section of any webpage is essentially just your grandpa’s brain unleashed. Think of it that way & it’s easier to forgive.

— Victor LaValle (@victorlavalle) February 28, 2013

Do you think I can gracefully end real-life conversations by saying “starred” and not replying back?

— Ben Clark (@trikno) February 28, 2013

*creates content*

— max read (@max_read) March 1, 2013

other writers may be younger, cuter and more talented, but I will succeed by being more hardworkingzzzzzzz

— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) March 2, 2013

– Compiled by @JayGabler