Do You Know What Your Parents Are Texting? A Kids’ Guide to Parents’ Commonly Used Online Acronyms
C-O-O-K-I-E: Cookie
DWTK: Don’t Wake The Kids
PD: Play Date [a euphemism for adulterous sex]
GDK: God Damn Kids
MLCB: Mid Life Crisis Buy
BX4: Blue Balled By Baby [waking up]
JBBS: Jail Bait Baby Sitter
SSBB: Secret Soccer Booze Bottle
MLH: Mother’s Little Helper [Xanax]
FML: Fuck My Landscaper
SPS: Secret Porn Stash
SCP: Spin Cycle Pleasure [masturbation via leaning against washing machine]
3TF: Too Tired To Fuck
WTMIRDCK: When The Minivan Is Rocking Don’t Come Knocking
TDNRAAFWPHD: The Dog’s Not Really At A Farm, We Put Him Down