Port-a-Peen

Jiggle Dick

Vagina Wand

Cervix Sniffer

Midnight Cowboy

Glow Worm

Vag Monster

Salad Finger

Labia Looser

Tootsie Roll

Pearl Diver

Moan Manufacturor

Lonely Lady Lubricator

Front Door Friend

Gene Simmons’ Tongue of Fun

Clitpecker

Bun Filler

Robo Dong

–Jay Gabler, Becky Lang, Jason Zabel, Jay Boller