Business-Style Jargon for the Upwardly Mobile Stoner
Centering Station: Couch
Digital Rolodex: DVR
CSWCW: College student with California weed
Passive item: Something you’re too stoned to do, e.g. “vacuum floor”
Go-Time: Noon, as in “Meet you at Go-Time plus 2”
DDTMTIGA: Dude, don’t text me that, I’ll get arrested
Leaf Audit: Packing a bowl
Marginal Surplus: Resin
Intern: Teenage pot dealer
Get Some Frequent Flier Miles: Make a last minute, 2-hour car ride to buy pot from someone in Wisconsin
Combinatorial Play: Smoking and drinking at the same time
Liquidate the Assets: Flush or throw out the window in the event of cops
Facilitating Device: Pipe, one-y
Enhanced Facilitating Device: Gravity bong