Things We’ll Do Once for Every Follower We Lose Because of This Post
Shave a kitten.
Laugh at an Amish person.
Trip a newborn foal.
Play tee-ball with a Precious Moments figurine.
Steal insulin from Santa.
Ignore a rainbow.
Cheat at Candy Land.
Eat just the top off a muffin.
Torch a lemonade stand.
Take a vegetable peeler to a snowman’s nose.
Crush crackers we forgot we dropped on the floor into smithereens.
– Jay Gabler and Dunstan McGill
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