Calling Cards Left By Celebrities, If They Became Serial Killers
Ashton Kutcher: Foursquare sticker
Steve Martin: Crumpled-up New Yorker rejection letter
Ernie: Rubber duckie
Madonna: Naked pool boy
Earl Sweatshirt: battered mix tape
Olsen twins: two sticks of Nicorette left in the victim’s mouth
Hilary Duff: Artificial tooth
Anderson Cooper: Trail of twinks
Will.i.am: 5 dead backup dancers in body suits
Nicki Minaj: Pink wig
Paris Hilton: Chihuahua turds
Regis Philbin: 4 blue mugs of various beverages
Jared: Enlarged pant waist that he used to strangle the person