It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Skynyrd, Philadelphia Coliseum, ‘77
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, FLOOR
FBI: Female Body Inspector
Your Pockets: The Only Place Democrats Will Drill
There’s Room for All God’s Creatures…Right Between the Veggies and the Baked Potato
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
My ass is only for shitting
My Kid Kicked Your Honors Student’s Ass
I Screw. I Nut. I bolt.
Old Navy Fourth of July, 2003[A purple sweatshirt embroidered with a teddy bear that his wife doesn’t know he likes to wear around the house when she’s not home.]