Did you awake with a stranger in your bed?
Was there a pounding in your head?
Was there glitter all over your room?
Were there pink flamingos in the pool?
Did you smell like a minibar?
Were there DJs passed out in your yard?
Were there Barbies on your barbecue?
Did you question whether or not it was a hickie or a bruise?
Did pictures of your night end up online?
Did you feel screwed?
Did you get over it?
Was it all a blur?
Do you have the feeling that it ruled?
Did you dance on table tops?
Did you take too many shots?
Do you think you kissed but forgot?
Did you max out your credit cards?
Did you go streaking in the park?
Did you have a menage a trois?
Did you break the law?
Did you say you were gonna stop?
Are you still trying to connect the dots?
What will you tell your boss?
Did the city tow your car?
Is your chandelier on your floor?
Do you still have your party dress on?
Is there a warrant out for your arrest?
Do you need a ginger ale?
Was it all an epic fail?
Did you max out your credit cards?
Did you get kicked out of bars?
Did you then hit the boulevards?

Are you going to do it all again?

–Jason Zabel