Hippie with a Sawed-Off Bong

Secretary with a Stapler

Hollister Cashier with an STD

Yuppie with a Cuisinart

Assistant Principal with a Taser

Folksinger with a Hammer

Hipster with a Meme

Bus Driver with B.O.

Grandma with a Glue Gun

Scrapbooker with a Hot Flash

Figure Skater with a Toepick

President with a Vagina

– Jay Gabler, Becky Lang, and Jason Zabel

Photo by Jermy Johnson (that’s not a typo) (Creative Commons)