Lil B’s “I’m Gay”

Bacon soap

Steve-O’s memoir

Macho Dolls

A new vinyl record by a band whose members are all teenagers

Tickets to a feminist burlesque show

A graphic novel about the Holocaust

Pokemon-themed condoms

Mustache Band-Aids

A burned DVD copy of William Shatner reading Sarah Palin’s tweets as poetry.

A Tauntaun sleeping bag

Cabela’s vegan-friendly cookbook

Any book from Urban Outfitters

-Becky Lang, Jay Gabler, Dunstan McGill, Katie Sisneros