When only a Bill Cosby GIF truly understands you

When only a Bill Cosby GIF truly understands you


When you tell your boss you’re going to grab a quick lunch and then your check card gets rejected at Jimmy John’s and you don’t know why so you call your bank and they tell you your former landlord finally cashed those last two rent checks from August and September, so now you’re overdrawn, and you don’t know what to do because you’re not getting paid for another week and you have a first date tonight, so you just sit with your head in your hands for a while and then go back to work and your boss looks at his watch and says, “Almost an hour? Not really a ‘quick lunch,’ was that?” and you’re all…


When it’s 3 AM and you just got to the afterparty and you’re kind of dragging but the good DJ doesn’t go on until 4 and then you run into this guy who says he’s holding and asks if you want to do a couple of lines with him and you’re all like…


When you’re getting divorced and the judge asks your son who he wants to live with, and he says, “Mommy,” and the judge awards your ex-wife full custody with visitation rights every other weekend for you and you’re all like…


When you’re a little kid and you run into the neighbor lady with body odor problems in the grocery store and your mom tells you to go give her a hug and you’re all like…


When you’re out at the Gay 90’s and these two super hot guys dance up on you and ask if you want to go home with them and you’re all like…


When you’re rolling at the rave and you’re all like…


When tomorrow’s your birthday and your girlfriend tells you she has a very special surprise planned for you and you’re all like…


When your girlfriend calls you the next morning to tell you she can’t hang out after all, but she’ll take you out for dinner on Thursday, and you’re all like…


When your girlfriend takes you out to dinner on Thursday and tells you she went to this party and got really fucked up and hooked up with this guy who sold her the stuff and she doesn’t think this is really working out between you any more and you’re all like…


When your ex-girlfriend moves in with that guy and they get busted and both get 90-day sentences for possession and you’re all like…

Jay Gabler