Types of People Who Watch NBA Basketball
-Old guys who played in college
-Old guys who wish they played in college
-Girls who want to date an athlete
-Lesbians
-“Ballas” who didn’t make it
-Teenage girls who play basketball
-Wiggers
-Girlfriends who want to spy on guys’ nights
-Stat geeks who know what PRE stands for and can explain what a Win Share is
-Hipsters who used to read FreeDarko
-Twenty-somethings who are into beatnik nostalgia and wear vintage jerseys
-Cab drivers
-Suburban white kids who play pick-up ball at Lifetime Fitness and are always wearing one too many sweatbands
-High schoolers who wear basketball shorts when they go to the mall
-The Kardashians
-Carles
–Heidi Thomasoni with inspiration from Erik Thomsen and Jack McTigue