In the beginning, ‘god’ created the relevant buzzband.
And the relevant buzzband was without PBR, ‘asymmetrical hair,’ and ‘legions of ghey/conceptual chicks.’
And then ‘god’ said “let there b chicks with defined torsos.”
And there was.
Do u think defined torsos r ‘influential’ [via sexuality]?
Do u think ‘god’ created relevant buzzbands in his own image [via self-touching]?

So, love is ‘patient,’ kind.
It doesn’t ‘envy’ or ‘boast’ or ‘be proud.’
It’s not rude or self-touching and it doesn’t ‘get mad.’
Do u think love delights in evil or rejoices in the truth?
Does love protect, trust, ‘hope,’ persevere?
<3 never fails, BB.
Do u think <3 helps u 2 discover ur inner ‘alt-twink?’

The bro is my shepherd this summer/festival season.
The bro tells me to ‘not want.’
He leads me beside ‘quiet waters’ and restores my ‘soul.’
Do u think ‘the bro’ guides u in ‘paths of righteousness’ for his bro’s sake?
Is it important to walk “in the valley of the shadow of death?”
Do u fear no 3vil?
Will u let the bro comfort you this festival season?
Will u let the bro “anoint your head with oil?”
Does ur cup ‘overflow’ when ur bro anoints ur head?

Is the lord ur ‘shepherd?’
R U tight w/ ur shepherd on Myspace?
Does he make u ‘not want’ [via Ke$ha concerts]?
Does he make u ‘lie down’ in green pastures w/ relevant ghey VIPs?
Does he lead u beside ‘still waters’ when u wear a fauxhawk?
Does he treat disabled ppl w ‘portable/mobile VIP status?’

–Jason Zabel