-When you have to decide between fashion and eating, and you choose fashion, you probably won’t find anything in your size at TJ MAXX.

-There is absolutely nothing for you at TJ MAXX. You can find expired bath products at a thrift store for much less.

-There is almost always an Old Country Buffet near TJ MAXX. Not sure which one came first, but there has to be some sort of positive correlation.

-“Designer” means nothing. My boyfriend tee and sweatpants have a “designer.”

-Polyester floral prints are for rodeo clowns.

-You can’t put it on a resume.

-Adding “ista” to things doesn’t make you more culturally aware.

-Clothing stores with shopping carts can’t be trusted.

-There’s a reason TJ MAXX got all those clothes, and it’s not because a hip clothing buyer accidentally ordered 50,000 instead of 50.

-TJ MAXX allows you to post about your “Maxx Finds” on their website because they, too, are surprised you found something.

-It sounds like a feminine product.

–Heidi Schatz does not shop at TJ MAXX