The Oxford English Dictionary is seeming more like one of our broheims every day. It’s all like, “Whassup, meep meep, ready for some couch surfing, ya muffin top? OMG, you’re just ego-surfing in la-la land with your hentai. LOL are we about to go party-crashing or what?” (This sentence lists all the new words that Digital Life Today noted, with the exception of <3.)
Nonetheless, we can’t help but feel like the if dictionary is down with those words, we should be able to slip in a few more “neologisms.” How about broheim, for one?
Dickload – a unit typically used to measure quantities of tacos, equal to one quarter of a shit ton.
Shit Ton – Four #2s at Taco Bell (i.e. four Dickloads)=one shit ton
Wavewave – when one realizes just how many waves one is riding at a particular moment, be they chillwaves or ravewaves or nachowaves or juicewaves or adderallwaves, it is appropriate to say you are riding a “wavewave.”
Shart – when you’ve eaten too many tacos and need to release your inner wind, you take a gamble. Sometimes it’s a gamble that you lose. Sometimes it’s a pants-changing gamble.
Beeftooth – a nickname for lesbians. It’s like having a sweet tooth but instead you have a beef tooth. The giving of this nickname is directly proportional to one’s affinity for tacos.
G6 – we aren’t really cool enough to know what a G6 is but it’s something that they talk about in rap music, so it probably means something good. Maybe the word came from the Taco Bell’s Number Six Gordita with Nachos option.
What favorite words of yours are still missing from the dictionary?