The Tangential Naked Tweets the Oscars: Not So Prettttty
Did she take that dress from Cher who took the pattern from a candlestick? Did he take Tom Cruise’s hair? Bet Cher put up a tougher fight.
Ur pretty but ur dress is like an oreo missing its top.
Russell Brand is not perty. But Katie Perry’s mother-in-law is hot.
Penelope Cruz looks hotter when she’s not wearing Firth.
She decided to dress up as her own lipstick.