Ten frequently-ignored warnings
1. Check-engine light*†
2. Asset protection alerts at the door of CVS Pharmacy*
3. Your mustard yellow split-level house triples in value over a ten-year period
4. Car alarms*
5. She stops caring what you wear
6. the end is nigh*
7. “If you don’t start watching your diet and checking your blood sugar, you’re going to start losing toes.”
8. not intended for use as a lifesaving device
9. You’re mixing bottom-shelf vodka and cinnamon schnapps*†
10. “I’m possessive, I’m vindictive, and I’m a nymphomaniac.”*
* Warnings I have ignored.
† Warnings I am currently ignoring.