Sarah Heuer
TagThe Dicktionary
Dickbag – Similar to a douchebag, in that both are assholes, but different in that whereas douchebags are dumb and their baggery is ag..
Pros and Cons of Electing One of These Minnesotans for Prez
Michele Bachmann
Pros:
Can hypnotize polar bears with one gaze
Turns naughty children into salt statues
Speaks Parseltongue
Farts..
Types of people at a rock club on a Tuesday dance night
Sophomore college girls. “We’re just dancing with our friends! We’re paying absolutely no attention to what any guys think. NONE AT ..
Since The Oxford English Dictionary is Now Accepting <3, Here are More Words We Should Add
The Oxford English Dictionary is seeming more like one of our broheims every day. It’s all like, “Whassup, meep meep, ready for some cou..
Sex, Drugs, Melting Snow: Cool Shit Going Down at This Week’s MXMW
Mid By Midwest is an annual event where Midwesterners from the middle of the snow-covered region do the same stuff they do the rest..
The Tangential SXSW Preview: A Field Guide to Indie
Headed to South By Southwest? With thousands of indie bands vying for your attention, you’ll need some help sorting out all the many f..
Food Boner: MeatTruck.com
After the raging success of the inagural Art Boner post highlighting local artist Ben Lansky’s work, we decided to branch out into..
Celebrity couples, past and present, who we don’t like to imagine having sex
Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall
Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
John and Cindy McCain
Roger Ebert a..
Where Popular Indie Bands Got Their Names
Radiohead
It is a little known fact that Thom Yorke was actually the equally-attractive half brother of David Beckham before a freak ..
Which Christian denomination is the most hipster?
Unitarian: Pretty hipster
Remember the end of Lost, when everyone climbed into a church and they were all paired off into cute couple..
Top Baby Names for Hipster Children
Are you a super relevant hipster hottie? Are you in a relationship with another super relevant hipster hottie? Do you beieve that birt..
The Tangential Naked Tweets the Oscars: Awards We’d Rather Give the Nominees
Melissa Leo (The Fighter): Best Doily Impression
Christian Bale (The Fighter): Best Lice Beard, Best Downplaying of Douchiness
Ric..